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Welcome to Texas Adult Guide online magazine serving the adult entertainment industry in Central Texas. Each
month we strive to bring you news, reviews, humor, and beautiful women that is relevant to Austin and its surrounding areas. This online magazine has it all from gentlemen's clubs to clothing boutiques to
adult video stores to live entertainment. Each month we are getting better and
we are growing bigger. Thanks for your continued support and we look forward to providing the best in entertainment in our
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JOKE OF THE MONTH |
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Walk The Line
A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to
the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad
asthma attack." "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
"Well, then, we need a urine sample." "I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar." "All right, then I need you
to come out here and walk this white line." "I can't do that, officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm drunk." |
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SeV Performance
T-Shirt
This amazing t-shirt allows you to control your personal electronic devices through the fabric and the pockets are large enough to
hold a 60 gig iPod™. The t-shirts are all made of a performance fabric, designed to draw moisture away from your body, keeping you drier, cooler and more
comfortable. It is perfect for athletics, yet stylish enough to wear around town. In addition to moisture management, most stains wash out with normal home laundering, the fabric
remains soft and breathable and colors stay brighter. |
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Bose® Wave®
Music System
Building on the cutting-edge technologies that made the original Bose® Wave® radio one of the best-selling systems
ever, the Wave® music system features a more streamlined design and even richer, more full-bodied sound. Dual waveguide technology enables the Wave® music system to dish out
truly amazing bass with incredible clarity and definition. Close your eyes, and you might think you're listening to a full-sized shelf system. |
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MiJam Guitar
Everyone knows that the guy who can jam on the guitar can get the ladies, even if he is a geek at heart. The MiJam guitar plays
along to any digital music device, like your beloved iPod. You can also play along to music from your PC
and your home stereo with MiJam. Play as a single guitar, play with or without background rhythms, and play as an accompanying instrument with your tunes. |
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