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Welcome to Texas Adult Guide online magazine serving the adult entertainment industry in Central Texas. Each month we strive to bring you news, reviews, humor, and beautiful women that is relevant to Austin and its surrounding areas. This online magazine has it all from gentlemen's clubs to clothing boutiques to adult video stores to live entertainment. Each month we are getting better and
we are growing bigger. Thanks for your continued support and we look forward to providing the best in entertainment in our area!

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JOKE OF THE MONTH

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Abs Workouts

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Exercise
A kid goes into his mom's room and finds her jumping vigorously on top of his Dad. He asks: "What are you doing to Dad, Mom? "She says: "I'm helping him exercise to lose weight!"

"Oh Mom, that is worthless you jump on top of him to make him skinnier and our neighbor comes in everyday when you leave and blows him back up with her mouth."

GEAR



Beauty Parlor

"What happened to you?" asked the bystander to the man lying on the sidewalk outside the beauty parlor

The man shook his head groggily and rubbed his bruised chin. "Last thing I remember was my wife came out of the beauty salon. I took a look at her and said, 'Well, honey, at least you tried,' and then it was lights out!"



Stealth Switch       

If you are doing things on your computer you shouldn't be? The way it works is simple, this device is hidden away and controlled by the tap of your foot.  The device plugs in to your computer through USB and hides in the shadows under your desk.  So when you hear or see someone approaching your desk/office/cubicle, one light tap with your foot and PRESTO! no more personal stuff on your screen.  With the included software you can change your preferences to hide the current window, or all windows except for a specified one.  And it is not just going to minimize them but completely erase them from your screen. When the coast is clear, one swift tap with your foot and you are back to your lovely game of solitaire. You can check out device and other uses for it at www.stealthswitch.com … So what else is there to say besides have fun gaming at work!  



Stainless Steel 8GB Video Watch      

Another great gadget. A Stainless steel watch having storage up to 8gb of internal flash memory with a full colored 1.8 inch screen made from shiny steel which is completely stainless and looks cool. This gadget has ultimate style, high pixel count and frames per second making it great fun. This watch is full of fun as it has high quality built in speakers along with earphone jack with a built in voice recorder, multiple OSD languages having multiple qualities like you can check your images in JPEG format and while checking your images you can also listen music at same time and so much more. As you can see, it's a very stylish watch giving 24hr time display with languages including English, French, Chinese, Portuguese, Korean, Spanish, Japanese, German, Italian and Polish. You can play different music formats: MP3, WMA, WAV. The power source is a built-in rechargeable Li-ion battery. Video Resolution: 160_128